"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
afternoon: dying for a rest.
night: can’t sleep
katy-san… will you love me forever?
no! *starts laughin with rihanna*
*gaga starts running*
katy starts running after her!
but it’s too late… gaga gets run over by.. a car
*police gets here*
*britney spears voice* i’m the police and i’m here
*starts putting lipstick* is she going to be ok
*britney spears police voice* no
the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning
gUys i think i just
ate a dog treAT
i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about